Captain Fawcett's fabulous moustache wax provides excellent hold, allowing your moustache to be dressed and worn in any number of dashing styles. His patent pomade is available in three delectable fragrances notably Lavender, Sandalwood and reputedly the Captain's preferred, Ylang Ylang. The detailed instructions have been faithfully adhered to and the Captain's original pomade is now available for the first time in over a century.
This will help you maintain a stiff upper lip!
N.B. For Health and hygiene reasons this product may not be returned for refund.